Its already 23 here today and I'm being brave by not wearing socks

The Welsh boyo's call 10 degrees a summers day and if its not raining as well, they call it a heat wave

That lot used to wear shorts when there was
only six inches of snow at Quarry rifles and walk round with tied up hankies on their heads, passing round the factor 40 sun tan lotion. Muttering things like "we are doomed with this global warming" "Wales should not be this hot, the English infidels will invade" "can we increase the bridge tolls with all this summer weather" and "that was a hard ten yard bench rested target with six inch knock down hole, anyone could have missed it"
