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Old 23rd Dec 2004, 23:11   #1 (permalink)
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they
go they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.....

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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they
go they take your house and car with them.

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Mikes been on the hun again


Nice one I liked that
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".
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Old 23rd Dec 2004, 23:54   #5 (permalink)
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i like the australian kiss the best means you dont have to look em in the eyes well only the brown one
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well only the brown one
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Definately the hurricane for me
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