Pygmies
Two explorers are flying over the Amazon jungle when their plane crashes. They get out of the wreck only to find themselves captured by pygmies, tied up and taken back to the pygmy village.
They're tied to a post and the head chieftain says, you have two choices 'Death, or Booga Booga'
The first explorer says 'well, I don't fancy death, I'll take Booga, Booga'.
So the chief strips him naked, and a whole line of pygmies run out.
They all proceed to take turns to **** him up the a** for an entire day.
At the end of the day the first explorer is nearly dead before they throw him out.
So the chief says to the second explorer, who has just been watching all this, 'what do you want, death or booga booga?'
The second explorer says, “I don't fancy Booga booga, so I'll take death”
'Fine' says the chieftain 'death..
... by Booga booga'.
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Last edited by TaffyGun; 6th Oct 2008 at 19:00.
Reason: mock swearing
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