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Old 5th Oct 2008, 16:54   #1 (permalink)
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Default Parallel thinking

The teacher asks little Johnny a question:
If there are three blackbirds on a fence, and you shoot at one, how many will be left?
Little Johnny replies, "There wouldn't be any left."
The teacher says no, there would be two left.
Little Johnny replies, "If you shoot at one, the other two would fly away."
The teacher says, "I like your way of thinking."
Johnny asks if he can ask her a question.
"If there are three ladies sitting on a park bench eating popsicles, one is biting hers, one is licking hers, and the other is sucking hers, which one is married?"
The teacher replies, "I guess it would be the one sucking hers."
Little Johnny replies, "No, it's the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like your way of thinking!"
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lmao loved it, keep em cuming ha
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