Monkey nuts
A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer, after taking a few sips he went off to the mensroom .
On returning he finds a small monkey standing on the bar, and the monkey is dipping its balls in and out of his beer.
The man flies into a rage and demands an explanation and a fresh beer.
The barman explains that the monkey belongs to the piano player and he would have to take-up the problem with him.
On hearing that, the man storms over to the piano player and says in a loud voice
"Do you know, your monkey's testicles are in my beer?"
"No" says the piano player. "But if you would like to hum a few bars I might be able to pick up the tune!"
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