Coma

[baldycoot]

A man was sitting at his wife's bedside in her hospital room.
She had been in a coma for a month and was not expected to improve. A heart monitor near the bed beeped steadily but was not responsive. Just for the heck of it, he reached out and touched her foot. .
Her heart rate increased. He reached out again and touched her calve.
. . Her heart beat even faster.
He reached out and touched her thigh. . .
Her heart beat faster still. He was so excited, he rushed out into the hall to find the doctor. He rushed the doctor back to the room and explained what he had done and then he showed him. "That's very interesting," said the doctor. "Tell me, Mr. Jones, did you and your wife ever have oral sex?"
"Oh no, doctor"
"Well, I was just thinking that your touch seems to arouse your wife even in her comatose state -- and maybe, just maybe going a little bit higher with some oral sex, we might bring her out of her coma."
"Oh no, doctor, I just couldn't," he said.
The doctor said, "Don't worry, it would be totally private. You'll be totally alone and we'll go down to the nurses station and watch the heart monitor from there.
"Well, if you think it might help, I'll give it a try."
So the doctor and the nurses were watching the monitor from the nurses station and suddenly . . The
heart rate increased. Then . . It increased again. Then . .. .. . It really picked up speed. Then suddenly the heart rate STOPPED.
They grabbed the crash cart and rushed back to the room. "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, what happened?
"I don't know, I think she CHOKED!"
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