THE SPOILT UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today...
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there!
Stamps were 5 pence!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.... forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-b*****ds!
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoilt. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!
Regards,
The Over 30 Crowd
Darren
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Weihrauch HW77K .22
BSA Meteor (tuned, badly) .22
I don't know much, but I may know something you don't
What the hell is a Napster????
The rest of it I understood, and can relate to!!!!!
Wasn't it that site where you could download music for free? I think they were taken down but now they are back but you have to pay
Weihrauch HW77K .22
BSA Meteor (tuned, badly) .22
I don't know much, but I may know something you don't
napster sucks ........usenet+altbinz all the way
lol i can quite happily counter this with the following
im 21 i grew up in heaven every year everything just got better 40 crystal clear free tv channels yep
cheaper and better quality air rifles yay
the internet ..................OMG
mobile phones epic
most of us arnt really complaneing....................................... we just love reminding you that we ARE the spoilt generation....what jealous ???
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Some other things You got which we didn`t have...........Originally Posted by fireyphoenix1989
...........AIDS, Gonorrhea, clamydia, syphilis etc.....
....the best things we had was.......... Safe sex, and Gatso free roads!!!!
Thats more for the over 45s mate
Weihrauch HW77K .22
BSA Meteor (tuned, badly) .22
I don't know much, but I may know something you don't
I wouldn`t know Ian, as I ain`t there yet!!!Thats more for the over 45s mate
<snigger>
Darren
things you didnt have to put up with
all the crap a few morons with r.i.f s have caused the sooting community
everycity being full of Gs and little "gangsta" saddos
HAPPY SLAPPING in 2002 GRRRR
chavs/chavets
a hundred flirt line adverts a night on tv
wii its everywhere . . ..god i hate the wii
chinese air guns filling the market
and annoying overpriced crap like i pods
you had a generation of women
half the girls arund here are more of a man than most guys with the drinking and the comps to see who can get the most "action"
.................drunk men are bad .....drunk women ....terrifying and god help the man who gets too close to a bored hen party
and you know the thing im most jealous that you DIDNT have ..............................health and safety officals sticking there noses in
gatso .........i f*****G hate gatso ruining the country side for bikers
so yea we got a lot good BUT we got to put up with a lot you never had to
if it wernt fot the st georges on the sign out side mine id swear i was in the states lol
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