[baldycoot]

A man who is about to get married to the woman he worships is asked by her to give up one thing he really loves, baked beans, as he loves her so much he agrees.
On his tenth wedding anniversary he is driving home and he suddenly gets an uncontrollable urge to eat baked beans. So he stops at a roadside café and eats three plates of his favourite food.
He then continues his journey home and proceeds to fart all the way.
By the time he gets home he thinks he is all done farting. He gets to the front door where he is met by his darling wife, "I have a surprise for you dear." She then proceeds to blindfold him and leads him into the house. She sits him down at the table and just at that moment the phone rings, "I'll be back in a minute. Don't take the blindfold off."
As he listens to her on the phone he gets the urge to fart. So he listens hard to check that the conversation isn't about to finish, then shifts his weight to one cheek and lets go a real rip roaring snorter. He furiously wafts away the aroma. A minute later he feels another come on so again he listens and then lets rip.
A few minutes later she hangs up the phone [and re-enters the room. "Now darling it's time for you're surprise. She then removes the blindfold to reveal all the dinner guests sitting around the table looking at him.